Meyoooorrr, I'm bored. Bored of eating cassava and tempe. I think I'll add avocado to my diet.

Broke a new record. I slept in the official feeder's bed for ONLY three hours today.

My worst nightmare ever came true. It was horrible beyond belief. It came in the shape of a girl. Her shrill voice and talkativeness made me flinch. She touched me and I recoiled. That didn't stop her, no! She held me close. I was forced to yell for help. Pity those humans couldn't understand me... they thought I was enjoying it!

Oh! The horror! The tragedy!

I was sleeping soundly, minding my own business, when I felt that I had to move. Ohkay, so I moved. Too late, I learned that it was NOT WISE to move around when you were sleeping in an air bed. I ended up scratching the bedsheet. Hope the official feeder won't notice...