I need a bath. God, how I miss my lavish bathtub in my previous life. Now their idea of a bathtub is a large pail. But I have no reason to complain. At least they fill it with lukewarm water. And I get to pee and poo while bathing!

I felt the need to fight. So I challenged Minerva the Grandma. She was so old and thin that I was quite sure she'd fall to my threats. But what did you know? She managed to beat me! Dear Lord! What went wrong?